In the Belly of the Beast
Quiescent Benevolence
Cover
Title Page
Copyright
Dedication
Preface
Foreword
Introduction
Chapter   1
Chapter   2
Chapter   3
Chapter   4
Afterword


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Once mostly referred to as 'ambulance chasers' the term 'slip and fall' lawyers now seems be preferred. The business model works well, because there are a lot more people falling in convenient (depending on perspective) places and the statistics favor more successful lawsuits, even if each case delivers a smaller award.

A person falling in a grocery store or bank lobby is much easier to process. A victim of an automobile accident requires much more work. And most businesses will quickly settle a small claim - a few hundred thousand compared to millions and eventually reduced in settlement - but will fight a million-dollar case and the expenditure in collecting evidence and witnesses is much more, and there is always the possibility of failure even in an apparently airtight case.

You don't pay unless we win is a common tagline. Because they won't take the case unless winning is a near certainty. The few who refuse to settle and successfully defend themselves are acceptable losses.

I tried the big ones first. Made copies of about ten pounds of hospital records and sent it with the foregoing narrative. They 'regretfully' informed me that they would not be able to help.

"Not that you don't have a good case, but if isn't something we are able to do. "

Despite their very nice website with details of cases of medical malpractice and the millions of dollars in awards.

I tried another one, the one that professes to be 'for the people'. After contacting them in the usual manner through their website, this one replete with accounts of their record of delivering justice for the 'little people' I got hourly phone calls until I returned one and described the situation. That was the end of that. Maybe being one of the little people isn't enough.

There is some lawyer with a radio talk show, his website has a list of lawyers who specialize in personal injury. A handful of them had a contact form that actually worked - I was able to leave my contact information and a description of the case - but never received a reply. On most of them everything I entered was rejected as 'possible spam' and that was that.

An acquaintance who is a lawyer (he does defense work so is at least nominally one of the good guys) explained it thus:

Your situation would require actual work and some financial investment if only in paying their staff. It would pay off big but it's easier to take the nearly guaranteed payoffs for may be a couple hundred thousand, enough of those add up to millions, billions even for the big guys.

You give them a case where a high school cheerleader is in a car that gets rear-ended by a drunk - a rich or well-insured one obviously - leaving her a paraplegic and the star quarterback dead for extra points, pardon the expression, that may require some investment but will absolutely pay off big.