Slick Willie   Also known as Bill Clinton, or William Jefferson Blythe Clinton, regrettably (for the State of Arkansas) the governor of that otherwise wonderful state for several years and even more regrettably for the entire nation the forty-second president of the United States. Also regrettable for the many recipients of a place in the Clinton Body Count. A frequent visitor to Epstein Island and incapable of speaking the truth except by accident. Married to one of the ugliest women on earth and easily in the top five most corrupt presidents. Also known as Sick Willie (not only due to the Epstein association but a number of rapes) and Bubba.