My dictionary, for when the Urban Dictionary doesn't have it or gets it wrong.

Meritless Garland   An angry and not very intellitent old man who might have become Supreme Court justice had not The Turtle committed the one sane and decent act of his career. Later appointed U.S. Attorney General set set about conducting massive repression of innocent citizens and political opponents while shielding the regime officials, in particular Joetato and the Biden Crime Family.